Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. - I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Apudne te vel me? - Your place or mine?

Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? - (At a barbeque) Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi? - Baby, sweetheart, would I lie to you?

Alterum ictum faciam - I'm going to take a mulligan

Bovina Sancta! - Holy cow!

Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly women

Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem - Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. (Horace)